things overheard in a cat household
just a quick compendium.
- what are you eating?
- stop eating that!
- where did you find that?
- that’s not edible!
- get off the counter!
- get out of there!
- get down from there!
- how did you get there?
- stop fighting!
- stop yelling!
- stop… whatever you’re doing!
and perhaps the most important…
- don’t fall in the toilet!