things overheard in a cat household

just a quick compendium.

• what are you eating?
• stop eating that!
• where did you find that?
• that’s not edible!

• get off the counter!
• get out of there!
• get down from there!
• how did you get there?

• stop fighting!
• stop yelling!
• stop… whatever you’re doing!

and perhaps the most important…

• don’t fall in the toilet!